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Insulting someone's technological trustworthiness, derived from trying to write jestin' on a computer or iphone and then having it corrected.
1. "I'm not even sure you know how to use your iphone, Alex."

"Were you just TESTIN' me?"

2. "Macon, you testin'."

"What are you talking about, Doug?"

"Oops, sorry, i tried to say jestin', but my iphone auto-corrected it."
Testin' by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009
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To test.
Quit testin me.
Testin by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018

testin' my gangsta

Checking whether I am a real street thug or just a guy doing the clothes and the talk.
First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.
testin' my gangsta by old lang guy November 16, 2006
Word of the Day on August 2, 2019

i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered
“I was testing
*mental breakdown*
“Geppy I’m going to ban you!”
i was testing by “”” April 22, 2019

Who ya textin? 

Rhetorical greeting, similar to "What's happening?" or "How do you do?"

The second "t" in "textin" is often dropped, (along with the passe "g"), so that it may be smoothly pronounced as "texin".

It's especially widespread in hip towns (ex. Madison, WI and Austin, TX), because it can almost be construed as a little funny in a mutually deprecating way.

Also popular with the youth, because texting excites them.
Grown Man #1: Oh geez, Lindsey, I didn't see you there behind the door. Who ya textin?

Grown Woman: Shut up, Paul, I am hiding. Back away and act normal.

Grown Man #2: Paul! Who ya textin, big guy! Say, have you seen a grown woman around here? I need to test her for something.
Who ya textin? by Ricky Pukulski January 13, 2010
To test or to try someone by irritating, aggravating, annoying or anything less than pleasurable.

Testing can also be a premeditated plot to see what you would do in a certain situation.
"This boy's been testing my patience all day."

"He asked me if I wanted a 3some but I think he was just testing me. He don't get down like that."
testing by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

Beta-testing 

The initial phase in a new relationship when you are testing it for bugs or glitches.
How is it going with Mark? Will you commit?

Dunno... I am beta-testing him?
Beta-testing by rperazag May 13, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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