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Testigoggles 

The firm placement of one testicle in each eye-socket, in the manner of goggles.
Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.
Testigoggles by icarus9mm May 31, 2009
Testigo means witness in spanish
Kayla: Omg éramos testigos miramos todo!

(Omg we were witnesses we saw everything)
Luna: Deberás son unos tontos

(For real they are some dumbasses)

Tenticoolio 

A thing that he says, it means "Float a boat with a weird whale", "Canada is not good", "Canada is not real", "Canada is the black guy that got hit by an ice cream truck", "Short people can't be police men", "Gunga wunga bunk bunk", "Dem jelly boys are too old now", "Mr.Catapilla Pants is cool". (btw, mr.catapilla pants is an underground rapper)
Man dude! Tenticoolio
Tenticoolio by Dave Long August 12, 2017
Tention: cooked cocain, Hard or crack. Crack cocain was given the name tention due to it's intense high.
A group of crack heads in one place is said to be having a (tention) convention.
1. Give me a hit of that (tention).

2. Get away from me, this ain't no (tention) convention.
Tention by a_tee_l June 29, 2016

Late On Your Tention Payment 

When one of your boys isn't paying attention to the task at hand.
"Yo dog, you be late on your tention payment!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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