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Testigoggles 

The firm placement of one testicle in each eye-socket, in the manner of goggles.
Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.
Testigoggles by icarus9mm May 31, 2009
Testigo means witness in spanish
Kayla: Omg éramos testigos miramos todo!

(Omg we were witnesses we saw everything)
Luna: Deberás son unos tontos

(For real they are some dumbasses)

Tenticoolio 

A thing that he says, it means "Float a boat with a weird whale", "Canada is not good", "Canada is not real", "Canada is the black guy that got hit by an ice cream truck", "Short people can't be police men", "Gunga wunga bunk bunk", "Dem jelly boys are too old now", "Mr.Catapilla Pants is cool". (btw, mr.catapilla pants is an underground rapper)
Man dude! Tenticoolio
Tenticoolio by Dave Long August 12, 2017
Tention: cooked cocain, Hard or crack. Crack cocain was given the name tention due to it's intense high.
A group of crack heads in one place is said to be having a (tention) convention.
1. Give me a hit of that (tention).

2. Get away from me, this ain't no (tention) convention.
Tention by a_tee_l June 29, 2016

Late On Your Tention Payment 

When one of your boys isn't paying attention to the task at hand.
"Yo dog, you be late on your tention payment!"
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026