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Ballin'(testicopter) 

When tour travel at the Speed of light and your balls start Rolling like elicopter thingy do.
It cool.
Negative effects: balls on Fire.
"Hey Jon! I was going home when i started fucking ballin'(testicopter)! Me balls on Fire."
"Fuck"

texticopter parenting 

a style of parenting in which an overprotective mother or father discourages a child's independence by being too involved in the child's life - and when they can't do it person, they do it by way of texting.
texticopter parenting: texting your teen at school to see if they've signed up for a class, conferenced with a teacher, remembered to pack warm enough undergarments for after school sports, etc.

testiclosterone 

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.
Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.
testiclosterone by sunidei January 11, 2011

Testiosteroni 

Noun: a disease where your Testies will look like pepperoni.
On rare accessions it can be gotten by women in there Testies and yes women have balls where else would they store the pee.
Guy 1: Bro I went to the doctor today, he said I have Testiosteroni.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuuck, that's tough.
Testiosteroni by HungryHazel September 7, 2021

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026