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Twisted Testiphobia
The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."
"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."
"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."
Twisted Testiphobia by Teste-monial March 2, 2011
Testbook
(těstˌbʊk)
-n
The account you made before you made your permanent Facebook account; the one you used to get a feel of Facebook and to check out people profiles in hopes of being able to view them by meeting the criteria of having an account. Usually named after your alias and does not contain any photos.
-n
The account you made before you made your permanent Facebook account; the one you used to get a feel of Facebook and to check out people profiles in hopes of being able to view them by meeting the criteria of having an account. Usually named after your alias and does not contain any photos.
Your girlfriend: (casually browsing through your account): It says here under the People You Might Know category that you might know Joe Snuffy. Who's that?
You: Oh, that was just my Testbook. I used it to check out people's profiles before I actually committed to Facebook.
Your girlfriend: Wow, did you "Testbook" me before we met?
You: I plead the Fizzif, bitch!
You: Oh, that was just my Testbook. I used it to check out people's profiles before I actually committed to Facebook.
Your girlfriend: Wow, did you "Testbook" me before we met?
You: I plead the Fizzif, bitch!
Testbook by Castleheart October 14, 2010
testaboobie
The phenomena of bumping into a woman's breast area, leaving the woman wondering if it was really an accident or if they were just violated.
testaboobie by spinxcat August 6, 2004
testicool
testicool by BIOCHESSOFTHESOUTH May 5, 2011
testicool
It is often used as a vulgar and derogatory nickname for people you dislike.
Joey "Did you just see that bro dude walk by?"
Sally "Yeah, he was really testicool."
Joey "Did you just see that bro dude walk by?"
Sally "Yeah, he was really testicool."
testicool by Rednick Billy April 27, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.