Testically 

Technically but it’s testically speaking

Testically I have a fat cock

Testically by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

Tactically Drunk 

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!

You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)

Tactically Drunk by duderoony May 25, 2010

testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

tactically acquire 

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?

tactically acquire by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.

I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.

Testicality by cjl77 August 28, 2021

testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population

Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival

testical festival by djsklf September 12, 2005

tactically superior avocado 

A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.

That tactically superior avocado is tactically superior, yo

tactically superior avocado by Tactically Superior Avocado October 28, 2013