termited

When you get terminated by a termite.

Those termites at Google decided to get my channel termited.

by FlashlightMemelord March 04, 2017

Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.

"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."

by LionKill March 21, 2012

Termite

Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.

"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".

by IBTAL September 28, 2019

Termite

Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"

Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite

by Mateo19 February 25, 2008

Termite

Name given to a girl giving you a blowjob when she decides to nibble on your wood cock.

Tammy went termite on me the other night.

by Dawn Keebals January 14, 2020

termites

slang for crabs

You gave Taylor termites? grody.

by Josephine Greene May 09, 2003

termite

A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.

Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.

by Ronizzle June 28, 2006