termited
termited by FlashlightMemelord March 4, 2017
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Termite
A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.
Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."
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"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".
die-termined
e.g. My friend Shaun was so die-termined, he didnt jump off a building, he jumped off the roof of a plane, without a parachute.
die-termined by Ty Lowe February 12, 2009
Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch
Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet
Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022
Termite Tits
very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing
Termite Tits by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009