termited

When you get terminated by a termite.

Those termites at Google decided to get my channel termited.

by FlashlightMemelord March 4, 2017

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Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.

"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."

by LionKill March 21, 2012

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Termite

Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.

"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".

by IBTAL September 28, 2019

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die-termined

When your so mentally insane, your determined to die.

e.g. My friend Shaun was so die-termined, he didnt jump off a building, he jumped off the roof of a plane, without a parachute.

by Ty Lowe February 12, 2009

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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

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