Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.

"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."

by LionKill March 21, 2012

Termite

Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.

"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".

by IBTAL September 28, 2019

Termite

Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"

Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite

by Mateo19 February 25, 2008

Termite

Name given to a girl giving you a blowjob when she decides to nibble on your wood cock.

Tammy went termite on me the other night.

by Dawn Keebals January 14, 2020

termite

A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.

Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.

by Ronizzle June 28, 2006

Termite

Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.

Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.

by whoiswhitenoise April 22, 2018

Termite

A dusty, dirty looking 2 legged creature that stands on the corner in every city in America trying to talk to every girl that walks by.

Tyiesha and Tia were walking down Garrison Blvd and the Termites were all out hounding them for a date.

by Coltiaysa July 3, 2006