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termitemare

The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.

Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.

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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.
by jimseng September 2, 2011
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