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tElson
A 'tElson' is a person who emits femboy vibes and acts like a cat all the time. The person, typically a male, is stereotyped to wear pink and white-striped thigh highs, crop tops and cat ears, satistfying the 'femboy' or 'furry' category. Using the 'tElson' term is not offensive and can be seen as colloquial banter.
Person 1: Look over there! A group of tElsons! I hope they get hit by a truck
Person 2: They are so fucked up, are they fatherless?
Person 1: I was only kidding around, do you hate tElsons with a passion or something?
Person 2: They are so fucked up, are they fatherless?
Person 1: I was only kidding around, do you hate tElsons with a passion or something?
tElson by retardedniggah February 14, 2024
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Telcontar
A word in the fictional language of Quenya (which was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is a type of Elvish). It means "Strider" in Quenya and was the name given to all the descendants of Aragorn (son of Arathorn, from the Lord of the Rings). The name was given by Peregrin Took or Pippin who continued to address Aragorn as "Strider" even in front of high ranking officials. Aragorn then said that the name of his house would be "Telcontar", the equivalent of Strider in Quenya.
Telcontar by AlaraTheAwesome November 2, 2012
Tilsoned
When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge
you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"
or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.
Tilsoned by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013
tecsonites
tecsonites by random!?!1! June 9, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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