Definitions by retardedniggah
jaymao
A homosexual asian individual who chemically enhances their hair in an attempt to attract ABGs, and as a result will always have one airpod in listening to keshi, laufey or wave to earth with their hands in their pockets. Side effects include being terrible at goalkeeping and being unable to identify what a capillary is, biologically.
jaymao by retardedniggah September 23, 2025
Elsonisation
The act of becoming a femboy, furry or transgender from male to female, typically occuring during teenage years
Person 1: Hey Thomas! What's up my guy?
Thomas: I am not a guy, I underwent Elsonisation into a transgender femboy, rawr!.
Person 1: What the fuck, freak!
Thomas: I am not a guy, I underwent Elsonisation into a transgender femboy, rawr!.
Person 1: What the fuck, freak!
Elsonisation by retardedniggah June 10, 2024
tElson
A 'tElson' is a person who emits femboy vibes and acts like a cat all the time. The person, typically a male, is stereotyped to wear pink and white-striped thigh highs, crop tops and cat ears, satistfying the 'femboy' or 'furry' category. Using the 'tElson' term is not offensive and can be seen as colloquial banter.
Person 1: Look over there! A group of tElsons! I hope they get hit by a truck
Person 2: They are so fucked up, are they fatherless?
Person 1: I was only kidding around, do you hate tElsons with a passion or something?
Person 2: They are so fucked up, are they fatherless?
Person 1: I was only kidding around, do you hate tElsons with a passion or something?
tElson by retardedniggah February 14, 2024
Dirty Elson
A Dirty Elson is the name for a male, typically of caucasian race, who has displayed or is accused of displaying queer, homosexual, bisexual or 'femboy' behaviour. They are typically unhygienic and can survive 50 hours without sleep at one time. Their main characteristic trait is subtly flirting with the other gender however the main response is simply being ignored. One such incident involving a Dirty Elson is when one affected individual made sexual noises of pleasure over an online Discord call in return for a subscription referred to as 'Nitro'.
Person 1: You see that sad lonely little bitch over there in the corner?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him
Dirty Elson by retardedniggah November 20, 2023
Dirty Soumil
A dirty soumil is the unfortunate event when one discoveres a tissue containing multiple traces of feces, sperm, dirt and other grimes in said person's pocket. It is especially concerning when one purposefully creates these balls of tissues for the purpose of someone else to experience a dirty soumile.
Person 1: My nigger, check that pocket!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: My homemade Dirty Soumil.
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: My homemade Dirty Soumil.
Dirty Soumil by retardedniggah October 19, 2023