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A hottie with a body, usally a jock, cares about everyone's feelings and not easy to get to know. But lemme just say HES HOT!!!
Madison: omg I'm going out with the quarterback tonight .
Marin: lemme guess... Is it Teison

Madison: you know it!!
teison by Aahhhhhhhhdadddiiii August 18, 2017
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When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
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teison teisoneise teion TISON teason Tecsonites Trison taison Teiondre Teionna
Teion is extremely cute tall or short skinny or fat he's perfect he's kind and loving to anyone has an attitude sometimes but its funny
Dang he's cute he must be a teion
teion by Peoples Name ~meanings March 13, 2017

tecsonites 

34 lutang girls who are extra asf and would sing confirmation songs when given the opportunity
the tecsonites are singing chua-ay so it will rain
tecsonites by random!?!1! June 9, 2018
Dark hair and brown eyes generally an Asian name. Most attractive and sexy man you'll ever meet. Chick magnet, athletic, fit body, popular, some what annoying but very generous.

One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.
You're destined to be a Taison.
taison by Daniel Richman January 27, 2015

tecsonites 

34 extra girls who would sing confirmation songs when given the opportunity
The tecsonites are singing chua-ay so it would rain and classes will be suspended.
tecsonites by parkphoebe June 9, 2018
A completlely useless and dissappointing performance.
Yo nigga why you be teising like dat
Teising by GMM301 December 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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