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A hottie with a body, usally a jock, cares about everyone's feelings and not easy to get to know. But lemme just say HES HOT!!!

Madison: omg I'm going out with the quarterback tonight .
Marin: lemme guess... Is it Teison

Madison: you know it!!

teison by Aahhhhhhhhdadddiiii August 18, 2017

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tisoned

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."

tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

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teion

Teion is extremely cute tall or short skinny or fat he's perfect he's kind and loving to anyone has an attitude sometimes but its funny

Dang he's cute he must be a teion

teion by Peoples Name ~meanings March 13, 2017

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tecsonites

34 lutang girls who are extra asf and would sing confirmation songs when given the opportunity

the tecsonites are singing chua-ay so it will rain

tecsonites by random!?!1! June 9, 2018

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taison

Dark hair and brown eyes generally an Asian name. Most attractive and sexy man you'll ever meet. Chick magnet, athletic, fit body, popular, some what annoying but very generous.

One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.

You're destined to be a Taison.

taison by Daniel Richman January 27, 2015

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tecsonites

34 extra girls who would sing confirmation songs when given the opportunity

The tecsonites are singing chua-ay so it would rain and classes will be suspended.

tecsonites by parkphoebe June 9, 2018

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Teising

A completlely useless and dissappointing performance.

Yo nigga why you be teising like dat

Teising by GMM301 December 9, 2021

WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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