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tellitubbies 

n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.
A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).
tellitubbies by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005

tellitubby christian 

a christian that never goes through hardship and is always jolly
a tellitubby christian does not exist
tellitubby christian by kevin kang December 25, 2007

tellitubby christian 

a christian that never goes through hardship and is always jolly
a tellitubby christian does not exist
tellitubby christian by kevin kang December 25, 2007

Telletubby Tetter-Totter 

When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.
Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.

Tellatubby 

The action of saying something to a fat person. To Tell A Tubby person.
"Dude look a these donuts over here!"

"Oh damn! Tellatubby....quick! Before they're gone!"
Tellatubby by Hmbsm21 May 23, 2009

Tellatubby 

When some one calls you a tellatubby they mean your fat an childish.
"Boomer! You drew on my note book! You a tellatubby!
Tellatubby by Meth addict December 1, 2019