Hmbsm21's definitions

Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.

"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Nailder

To simply nail a woman. Past tense of nailing a woman.

"Homie, I was with Tiffany last night and I totally nailder."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Tape Em' & Rape Em'

The action of taping someone to a large cylinder shaped object and, you know, BANG EM'................. without their consent."

"Dude, I saw this old guy taped to a tree the other day getting screwed by this other old guy."

"Yeah I know, I was there. Others around them were screaming "Tape em' & Rape em'!"

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Candycram

The action of cramming a dildo in someone's ass when they lose at playing the game CandyLand.

"Yo I was with Dylan last night and I totally got candycrammed!"

"Ew.."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Pickadickanddoodle

The action of taking a dick and doodling with it! Its that simple!

"Sally, I was with Jake last night and I wanted to draw so I played pickadickanddoodle!"

by Hmbsm21 May 18, 2009

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009