themarcuscreature's definitions

Jesus Fish

people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity on their cars than actually live the christian life. usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in traffic.

that car that ran over my grandma's feet had a jesus fish on it. the driver must have been late for church.

by themarcuscreature September 22, 2005

put a sock in it

to shut up. usually expressed in the form of a request.

will you put a sock in it? i'm trying to study here.

by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005

tellitubbies

n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.

A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).

by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005

riaa

n. terrorist organization aiming to prostitute the art form known as music at the expense of hapless musicians. likes charging $22.95 for a CD that costs $0.03 to manufacture and dragging 14 year olds and grandmothers to court and refusing to legitimize sale of mp3s over the internet. see also asshole, terrorist, mpaa, et al.

"dammit, my unborn kid and my 101 year old uncle who died last week both got sued by the riaa... again."

by themarcuscreature February 12, 2005

graveyard

see graveyard shift, meaning to work a night shift.

i'm doing/working graveyard, meaning, i'm working night shift this month as a security guard.

by themarcuscreature February 13, 2005

token black guy

Any fictional character of African-American descent that has been inconsequently inserted into the plot a movie or TV show for the express purposes of creating an image of commercially safe, politically correct, and insipid racial harmony. In eras gone by the token black guys would be the first characters to be killed off. This phenomena of commercial cinema and television that would sacrifice the quality of their storytelling for the sake of attempting the impossible act of offending absolutely nobody, is succinctly satirized by the aptly named south park character, Token.

Token from south park, Charley in the TV show Friends.

Any black character in any movie that is neither the protagonist nor antagonist, is unimportant to the plot and does not significantly contribute to it, preferably dies before the end, usually does not end up with the girl. sometimes is the sidekick if the role is unimportant enough, and is very often comic relief (often in stereotype-enforcing manner).

by themarcuscreature February 13, 2005

a member of the family

in gay slang, a fellow homosexual.

"his favorite color is fuscia? you can tell he's a member of the family..."

by themarcuscreature February 13, 2005