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Telf (singular)
Regional variation on chavs. Telfs are the stupid white underclass from the town of Telford in England (American's might call them white trash). They claim £8,000 a week in benefits which they spend on.....
BOYS; Gold Jewellery, 50 Cent Albums, Sportswear, Alchopops
GIRLS; Their 19 kids (or at least thats what they tell people, they more likely spend it on the same things the boys do)
Telfs are good for nothing except reproduction, which they excel at.
Telf (singular)
Regional variation on chavs. Telfs are the stupid white underclass from the town of Telford in England (American's might call them white trash). They claim £8,000 a week in benefits which they spend on.....
BOYS; Gold Jewellery, 50 Cent Albums, Sportswear, Alchopops
GIRLS; Their 19 kids (or at least thats what they tell people, they more likely spend it on the same things the boys do)
Telfs are good for nothing except reproduction, which they excel at.
(Man walks in to Telford bus station)
Man: Excuse me, can I get past please?
Telf Girl: WTF! Get of me yo homo. My boyfriend Liam is gonna kick yo when he gets out of tha yung offenders unit. Can't yo c ive got me little babies Marshall and Mathers to luk afta......0h damn.....where did i leave em this time?
Man: Damn it I hate telfs
Man: Excuse me, can I get past please?
Telf Girl: WTF! Get of me yo homo. My boyfriend Liam is gonna kick yo when he gets out of tha yung offenders unit. Can't yo c ive got me little babies Marshall and Mathers to luk afta......0h damn.....where did i leave em this time?
Man: Damn it I hate telfs
by dan(paste) July 11, 2007
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The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017
Get the Telstra mug.Nova Telfer is a skilled and popular poet, most commonly known for her poems; ‘My Dear Addison,’ ‘The Bleep’ and ‘Rachel’s Summer Dream.’
Her poems are commonly found in a wide variety of locations and can be ordered via Amazon.
‘My Dear Addison’ is about Nova’s journey through childhood and all the difficulties she has faced. In the quote “two star-gazed lovers” she brings in her best friend Oliver London.
“The Bleep” shows all of her challenges through adult-hood and how she has been lost, then found. She was lifeless on end, then becoming her true homosapien self.
“Rachel’s Summer Dream” is a metaphor of life, the challenges, the bright sides and the down sides. Rachel has been mentally and physically abused, she has been stolen from then fought until she got what was right.
Overall, Nova Telfer is a strong and an independent woman who shows compassion to many people and I would highly recommend her to many learning poets.
Her poems are commonly found in a wide variety of locations and can be ordered via Amazon.
‘My Dear Addison’ is about Nova’s journey through childhood and all the difficulties she has faced. In the quote “two star-gazed lovers” she brings in her best friend Oliver London.
“The Bleep” shows all of her challenges through adult-hood and how she has been lost, then found. She was lifeless on end, then becoming her true homosapien self.
“Rachel’s Summer Dream” is a metaphor of life, the challenges, the bright sides and the down sides. Rachel has been mentally and physically abused, she has been stolen from then fought until she got what was right.
Overall, Nova Telfer is a strong and an independent woman who shows compassion to many people and I would highly recommend her to many learning poets.
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by Telisa December 28, 2016
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1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.
2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.
2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
by comrade boco June 18, 2011
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