Telfer 

Pronounciation (Tell-Fur)
Transitive Verb. Telfered, Telfering, Telfers

To break, destroy or render an object useless (Especially Electrical Equipment), by means known only to the destroyer, often without malice or the intention to do so.

He Telfered the laptop, so I threw it in the skip with the others.
A Electromagnetic Pulse Telfers all electrical equipment within its range.

Telfer by IT Dude February 13, 2006

Telfer 

A man who is not blessed with height, size, or smarts, but tries to make up for it my working out and driving a big truck. A real woman of a man.

Thats Telfer. He's gay.

Telfer by F*** Yea! November 7, 2009

Telfer Hail Storm

The act of freezing ones urine in an ice tray and throwing it at someone.

She rubbed the Telfer Hailstorm on my nappies.

Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.

Telfer Hail Storm by J Archer December 13, 2023

Nova Telfer 

Nova Telfer is a skilled and popular poet, most commonly known for her poems; ‘My Dear Addison,’ ‘The Bleep’ and ‘Rachel’s Summer Dream.’

Her poems are commonly found in a wide variety of locations and can be ordered via Amazon.

‘My Dear Addison’ is about Nova’s journey through childhood and all the difficulties she has faced. In the quote “two star-gazed lovers” she brings in her best friend Oliver London.

“The Bleep” shows all of her challenges through adult-hood and how she has been lost, then found. She was lifeless on end, then becoming her true homosapien self.

“Rachel’s Summer Dream” is a metaphor of life, the challenges, the bright sides and the down sides. Rachel has been mentally and physically abused, she has been stolen from then fought until she got what was right.

Overall, Nova Telfer is a strong and an independent woman who shows compassion to many people and I would highly recommend her to many learning poets.

Hallo!
Guten Tag!
Wie heißt du?
Ich heiße Nova Telfer !
Und du?
Ich heiße Angie!
Auf Wiedersehen!

Nova Telfer by antandecSNLtakeway October 4, 2020

Dan Telfer the Movie 

A patriot hierarchy of Dungeon Warriors making it their duty to carry out the strength and robustness of Dragons as a species holding out duels within the Dungeons. The almighty Goblin will place the Dragon between its thumb and forefinger, applying pressure until one cracks which is the inferior which gets eaten immediately. The winner will continue for another round. The Dungeon Masters have found that the blue and red dragons are tougher and the neon pink are genetically inferior. They have hypothesised that the neon pink cannot survive in the long theatre competition that is the dragon and goblin world. However one neon pink dragon called Danny is here to make a difference and will test his abilities within the high trinity of Dungeon Masters and accomplish neon pink domination.

i am at the cinema enjoying Dan Telfer the Movie!
have you heard about Dan Telfer the Movie?
I heard it it great!

Dan Telfer the Movie by geremiahsass August 3, 2022

Matthew Telfer 

The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.

Matthew Telfer your such a monkey

Matthew Telfer by sorannna234 February 5, 2023

Tellernippel 

Tellernippel are big nippels with enormous forecouts that are shaped like plates (in German = Teller). So they look like a dish. Black girls often habe Tellernippel.

"OMG look dem Tellernippel!!!" - "Bimml bimml yooo I wanna suck dem both!" - "Alda ich liebe Tellernippel..."

Tellernippel by gollomosh August 26, 2023