telepalmpter

Use of the palm of one's hand for speeches and interviews, rather than relying on a (gasp!) teleprompter.

Sarah Palin used her telepalmpter so as not to be likened to President Obama using a teleprompter for speeches that are actually coherent and not word salad.

telepalmpter by telepalmpter February 13, 2010

telepalmter

1. A memory tool used to help with answers to interview questions or tests made by writing things on the palm of ones hand. It is most commonly used by middle school children and former half term governors.

Sarah Palin crossed out the word "Budget" on her telepalmter because talking about the budget is too hard.

telepalmter by rkdrc February 7, 2010

Palin Teleprompter 

The palm of your hand. As in, the place to write down the main points you want to hit in a speech or an interview, if you're too dumb to remember them.

Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.

I knew the interviewer would ask me what my core principles were, but I couldn't remember them because I'm a complete moron, so I wrote them on my Palin Teleprompter and discretely checked them during the interview. I'm sure no one noticed!

Palin Teleprompter by Thrilla_From_Wasilla February 7, 2010

Redneck Teleprompter 

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.

Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.

Redneck Teleprompter by TedIII February 8, 2010

Hillbilly Teleprompter

Writing your key items you need to cover in your speech. even though you have been speaking about them for over a year. Just in case you forgot.

Palin wrote her keywords on her left hand. Her own personal Hillbilly Teleprompter.

Hillbilly Teleprompter by SoCalRay February 8, 2010

Alaskan teleprompter 

Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.

From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.

Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.

Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.

Alaskan teleprompter by Wasabi-Woman February 8, 2010

teleprompter trump 

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.

That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.

teleprompter trump by Chrisonion December 18, 2016