telebation 

What many TV personalities do to glorify themselves. essentially masturbating in front of the world. It is also what Miss America does every year when she pours her heart out about helping poor kids in africa.

tipper gore telebated all over dee snider. telebation

telebation by toolate2bup February 28, 2010

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

Shit Toleration Level by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

Telemotional 

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

Telemotional by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Tempbation 

Something or someone that causes the temptation to masturbate.

Megan Fox is some serious tempbation

Tempbation by J-Playa January 2, 2011

Celebation 

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

Tolerationship 

The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.

That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.

Tolerationship by Shandooga McGluckfeez December 9, 2008

Telegating 

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

Telegating by boxr October 15, 2008