Telegating

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.

I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.

by Cammie B January 10, 2009

Teslagating

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.

The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi

by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015

teleputing

The act of being on the computer and TV at the same time

"What did you do for those nine hours Jimmy"
"I was teleputing"

by Im not givin' my name to no machine January 6, 2008

Tablegating

V (Tey-buhl-gey-ting) a. To go to a restaurant such as Buffalo Wild Wings to watch a sporting event.

Tim: Hey, John, do you want to go tailgating on Friday?

John: No, it's going to be like 20° outside. Let's go tablegating instead.

by -Angel- September 9, 2011

tolerating

The designation (i.e., "rating") of how patient, forgiving, and understanding someone is.

Ebeneezer Scrooge had a deplorably low tolerating when it came to extending charity or thoughtfulness towards others.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015