telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

teleputing

The act of being on the computer and TV at the same time

"What did you do for those nine hours Jimmy"
"I was teleputing"

by Im not givin' my name to no machine January 6, 2008

teleboning

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

Celebating

The act of a celeberity masturbating

"was that a video of Celebating?"

by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015

Telegating

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.

I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.

by Cammie B January 10, 2009

telebingeing

The act of catching up on a tv show in increments of over 6 hours. Bingeing on television.

I can't go out this weekends, I'm telebingeing on the last season of Game of Thrones.

by KCPavlik December 19, 2013