4 definitions by Mike the Wizard
An instance where two or more males are lounging on living room furniture and under the influence of recreational drugs, proceeding to make falsely brilliant remarks and realizations but actually are just two dudes on a couch.
I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.
by Mike the Wizard January 1, 2008
The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
A. The noteworthy occurrence when a female fraternizes with other close friends after a very intense and gratifying experience having to do with a man and his elongated and surprisingly massive member.
B. The secondary auto-text spelling for "California" when Matt is drunk texting on his blackberry.
C. Blue Ribbon Dick
B. The secondary auto-text spelling for "California" when Matt is drunk texting on his blackberry.
C. Blue Ribbon Dick
A. Becky met up with Sally and Megan for validpenis over breakfast.
B. Becky accidently texted "validpenis" to her grandmother when she was asking how her vacation went.
B. Becky accidently texted "validpenis" to her grandmother when she was asking how her vacation went.
by Mike the Wizard January 1, 2008
The upsetting and painful breakage of an erect penis when copulation is much too vigorous and intense.
by Mike the Wizard January 1, 2008