Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

Teetering

A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.

Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.

by fett37 August 03, 2010

teeters

Breasts; Also known as boobs, tits, honkers. Cows also have teeters.

Wow, that girl has big teeters!
I am not touching that cow's teeters!

by Ms. Bouvier October 19, 2003

Teeters

Breasts, boobs or tits. Often used by men sitting around drinking beers and speaking about female anatomy.

Brohan #1: "Yo, you all check out Samantha at that party last night?"
Brohan #2: "Oh, hellz yeah, Dawg! That ho's teeters were practically exploding out of that skinny top."
Brohan #3: "I wouldn't mind pulling that top down and cupping those teeters in my man paws."

by ThickDickNick March 19, 2016

teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

Teeter

One who takes pleasure at looking at rather chunky animals. seeveeter or meeter

Smart guy:hey what are you watching on your stupid handheld?

PSP fanboy:im watching EXTREMELY COMPRESSED teet porn...duh what do all psp fanboys look at

by The Happy April 06, 2005

teeter

Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)

Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.

by lick my balls June 09, 2003