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the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.
Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy
by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.
Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.
by fett37 August 03, 2010
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The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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