Teetas
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Teetas
Codename used to refer to a rare, but handsome and attractive young man. Teetas are often mistaken for Brad Pitt, yet are known to frequent the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
"Teetas spotted at your six o'clock. Do you see him?"
"Ohemgee I think we just had eye sex. I'd hit."
"Ohemgee I think we just had eye sex. I'd hit."
Teetas by shawtyshawtyshawtyshawty October 28, 2011
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Teetas • Teetaso • Teets • tetas • Toetastic • teatas • Tentaspy • Textas • Textasexual • textastrophe
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textastrophy
"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"
textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016
Tentaspy
Cecaelian Frenchman with a penchant for Scouts and cigarettes. Commonly found in the sewers beneath 2Fort, this multi-limbed gentlemen is constantly on the hunt for a mate, oftentimes choosing a buck-toothed young man or, less commonly, a middle-aged German. Copulation usually involves some struggle, but the Tentaspy is built for this, with multiple tentacles made for lovin'. Once mating has been concluded, the Tentaspy may or may not snap the neck of, if not entirely devour, his mate, so that he leaves no evidence behind. Kinder Tentaspies may allow their partners to leave mostly unscathed, as they are believed to dislike wasting such a perfectly good piece of ass.
"If you're traversing the sewers and suddenly smell cigarettes and kalamari, you have most likely been spotted by a Tentaspy! Rape is imminent."
Tentaspy by UniqueScreenName November 12, 2009
Weet Teets
Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".
Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006
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