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A Swedish suburb known for large amounts of gang activity. Tensta is located in Järva and shares close proximity to Hjulsta and Rinkeby, both also known for gang activity.

If you made the mistake of visiting Tensta, you can count on getting stabbed and, if you are a woman, raped.

Don't visit Tensta.
I visited Tensta last night.

Oh yeah? How did it go?
I got surrounded by 15 year olds yelling "Orten gang" and was robbed at gunpoint.

I see.
Tensta by Tensta Hater November 20, 2020
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Teesta is probably the sweetest girl out there. She's the girl who will pause her Netflix/YouTube video to text you back. Don't betray her she will kill you. Guys if you get a teesta out there that you like got ask her out cause she probably likes you back.
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teenslang.com

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George: "Carmen, you promised us you weren't gonna have sex!"

Carmen: "Dad, I was doing Jason's laundry!"

George (to Angie): "When we go home, we're gonna go to teenslang.com and find out what the hell this term 'doing laundry' means."
KOM TILL VÄSTERORT JAG SKA VISA VAD JA SNACKAR OM
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Teestackles 

beat his teestackles! beat his teestackles! beat his teestackles!
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