Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or
heavy feeling in the
peen.
While spooning and
lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's
anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His
doctor advised him to try being the little
spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked
like a moldy cucumber.