teench

A little bit

I just want a teench

by Big daddy Jamie October 7, 2017

Tewnched

The state when you are drinking alcohol in which you are past light headedness but before being drunk.

Last night we got tewnched off a Mike's Hard Lemonade, things got a little hanky.

by Tewnchywidit July 27, 2014

trench cut

The trench cut is a standard military haircut from WW I to the present. It featured shaved sides and back of the troop's head and left a little on top. This was a fast cut to give and prevented vermin nests in most of the head in trenches

The troops received a Trench cut prior to deployment.

by I, Wreckerrr May 26, 2020

Trenches

A crime ridden area or hood known for its crimes and violence.

Yea that nigga lives in the trenches.

by Platano Power November 20, 2016

trench spike

A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.

!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

by Vladimir McCools October 23, 2007

Trench Penis

Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.

While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.

John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.

by G.FRESH. October 10, 2016

Butt trench

A deep trench found in the butt, often climbing to the back of ones head.

"dude, I can see Jean's Butt trench from here. "

by #dildo February 9, 2017