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A chat site created by a pedo in order to get cybered. It features many different room, which contain regs who sit online all day and troll all newfags who attempt to whore their fake myspaces.
cheerleader69: hay guyz, wanna add me?
Reg: Gtfo, you fucking cunt
cheerleader69: fuk u! ur a bitch! i'm leavin teenchat now by guyz add me
teenchat by Shuddup October 29, 2008
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A place where losers on the internet can get away from reality and pretend to themselves that they are capable of ever finding a sexual partner. People here engage in 'cyber sex'.

cheerleaderbabe28: hey u ever been on teenchat?
massivestud001: na wat u wearin?
cheerleaderbabe28: nuffin, u?
massivestud001: same. sweet.
teenchat by Mentalist January 5, 2007
A place I have only been to once or twice, where the people are trolls, rude, racist, hypocritical, dumb, pedophiles, losers, homophobic and just about anything bad you can think of.

All they do is talk shit behind their stolen/reserved screennames with their high karma count (indicating they have no life and exist horribly outside of the chat room) and over use memes.
Full of horny "girls", immature trolls who want e-sex and are most likely men in their late 50s.
Post their disgusting nudes and laugh at anyone trying to be nice.
A lot like imvu but with less options.
Has no mods, which means people have absolutely no chill whatsoever
Do not go there if you want to maintain your sanity and will to live.
dirtyoldman enters the chat...
Bustygirl13: any boys want to trade nudes
(Insert Automated Chat room bot, most likely named anikka): skyipe anikka_sexy-16
AmandaPanda: hey guys anyone want to be friends? :)
(Name changed to protect this douche bag's identity) Logry: fuck you Amanda kill yourself dirty slut (insert LOL emote)
AmandaPanda leaves the room...
Greg: any young girls from Yorkshire 16 and under want to get payed for sex pm me.
chazz: the fuck is this shit?
dana enters the room...
thirstyjohns: hi dana
Nuugi: *sadness depression tragedy* :(
skinheadUK: you're a nigger
Molly: I'm voting for Hillary Clinton, cause she's a woman
Verde: rip harambe
snooki: I like a e s t h e t i c s
jewelruiner: there is no God

akazien: fuck you Steve

kadilja: ... I have crippling depression
coon leaves the room...
accidentallyfukedSis enters the room...
yeezy: (insert jaden smith soundin ass sentence here)
iAngle: (post picture of teenchat user here) haha look at this monkey (LOL emote)
{Sudden crash and everyone leaves the room}
Teenchat by Fxxk it November 3, 2016

Teen Chat Acronym Decoder 

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.
"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026