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Teekin
A kid who is friends with some of the weirdest kids ever. If he see's somebody and starts to like them he will most likely stay that way. Teekin is always a good person to hang out with(even if he sleeps in forever) never dis a teekin because his friends will f*** you up
Teekin by That Meme Guy July 11, 2019
TEEKING
The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.
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Teekin on my tatas
A very versatile phrase. Could be used to express one’s disbelief, OR anger, OR shock, OR excitement.
“Holy shit she’s pissing me off… she’s absolutely teekin on my tatas!”
“I cannot believe this! Nah mate, you are teekin on my tatas!”
“You’re pregnant?! You are teekin on my tatas! Congrats!”
“I cannot believe this! Nah mate, you are teekin on my tatas!”
“You’re pregnant?! You are teekin on my tatas! Congrats!”
Teekin on my tatas by DoubleAandDoubleD January 30, 2022
Teeking
Sending multiple chat messages/emails/SMS to convey a single message. With either intent to annoy, or your mind is too hyperactive to condense your content into one complete message.
Example:
Mike: Hey whats up?
Mike: I am going to
Jimmy: Going to what?
Mike: Going to do something today.
Jimmy: Okay....? Why are you telling me?
Mike: wanna join? I'm bringing the boat!
Jimmy: Go swimming?
Mike: Yeah.
Jimmy: Yeah. OMW
Example:
Mike: Hey whats up?
Mike: I am going to
Jimmy: Going to what?
Mike: Going to do something today.
Jimmy: Okay....? Why are you telling me?
Mike: wanna join? I'm bringing the boat!
Jimmy: Go swimming?
Mike: Yeah.
Jimmy: Yeah. OMW
Teeking by BoydGuyManson March 12, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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