Edward: I have Technophobia.
Patrick: What's that?
Robert: It means he's afraid of Technoblade.
Edward: No it doesn't-
Patrick: Technoblade never dies!
Robert: Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.
"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."