7 definitions by RandomMoron
Him: Someone stole a cookie from me, so i stole a chocolate from them.
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?
by RandomMoron June 4, 2021
"I called the neighbors about their baby list night."
"What did you say?"
"I said that if they didn't get their baby to shut up, I'd yeet it out the window."
"Sometimes I worry about you, dude."
"What did you say?"
"I said that if they didn't get their baby to shut up, I'd yeet it out the window."
"Sometimes I worry about you, dude."
by RandomMoron March 1, 2020
A bisexual man who often plays video games with weird Discord transsexuals. He tends to be known by his gamertag, which is "The Grungler" every single time.
Don't question a grungler's lifestyle nor name, or you might just get grungled.
Don't question a grungler's lifestyle nor name, or you might just get grungled.
by RandomMoron September 5, 2023
The fear of Technoblade.
Edward: I have Technophobia.
Patrick: What's that?
Robert: It means he's afraid of Technoblade.
Edward: No it doesn't-
Patrick: Technoblade never dies!
Robert: Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
Patrick: What's that?
Robert: It means he's afraid of Technoblade.
Edward: No it doesn't-
Patrick: Technoblade never dies!
Robert: Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
by RandomMoron February 2, 2021
An annoying man who used to be an 5th grader that only talked about Fortnite and being better than everyone. He often looked down on people and he still managed to find friends. Once, he was so annoying that someone's body almost automatically slapped him on the face.
His opinion changed every now and then, most likely trying to be hip, and then trying to be unique. He always assumed every living male was gay except for himself, and apparently had had 10 girlfriends that he dumped one by one, despite the fact that if he somehow had one, she probably would've dumped him.
He was the archenemy of Jaiden, a kid who hated almost everybody. Jaiden was fairly tame when in an okay mood, but when he got close to Brody, he would be full of hatred and wrath. When Jaiden left his school before Brody, Jaiden felt at peace for once.
His opinion changed every now and then, most likely trying to be hip, and then trying to be unique. He always assumed every living male was gay except for himself, and apparently had had 10 girlfriends that he dumped one by one, despite the fact that if he somehow had one, she probably would've dumped him.
He was the archenemy of Jaiden, a kid who hated almost everybody. Jaiden was fairly tame when in an okay mood, but when he got close to Brody, he would be full of hatred and wrath. When Jaiden left his school before Brody, Jaiden felt at peace for once.
Brody: Hey, did you know that I beat Ninja in Fortnite four times-
Jaiden: OH WOW, YOU DEFINITELY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ALONG THE LINES OF THAT BEFORE!
Jaiden: OH WOW, YOU DEFINITELY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ALONG THE LINES OF THAT BEFORE!
by RandomMoron August 30, 2020
"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"
by RandomMoron February 23, 2020
Noun | To be enjoying yourself. Not just after good news or something, but when you truly are enjoying yourself.
Imagine you just had a child. After years of good memories with your wife and your growing son/daughter, they finally finish school. They're a successful person. They become a professional doctor, and save the lives of dozens of humans. And still, your child has the time to be with you. They support you, just how you supported them. It would make you feel HAPPINESS.
Imagine you're a firefighter. You hear that an entire building is on fire, with several people inside. You manage to get there just in time, and save every single person. A man, a woman, three children, a dog and a cat. You saved them all, and they will forever praise you. It would make you feel HAPPINESS.
If you have depression, don't let it stop you from being happy. Depression isn't a fist. It can't make you kill yourself. If it wants you dead, it should consider shutting down your organs. But will it? No. Depression can't do anything to you if you're feeling HAPPINESS.
Be yourself, and be good. Save others, and save yourself. MAKE OTHERS HAPPY, AND BE HAPPY!!!
Imagine you just had a child. After years of good memories with your wife and your growing son/daughter, they finally finish school. They're a successful person. They become a professional doctor, and save the lives of dozens of humans. And still, your child has the time to be with you. They support you, just how you supported them. It would make you feel HAPPINESS.
Imagine you're a firefighter. You hear that an entire building is on fire, with several people inside. You manage to get there just in time, and save every single person. A man, a woman, three children, a dog and a cat. You saved them all, and they will forever praise you. It would make you feel HAPPINESS.
If you have depression, don't let it stop you from being happy. Depression isn't a fist. It can't make you kill yourself. If it wants you dead, it should consider shutting down your organs. But will it? No. Depression can't do anything to you if you're feeling HAPPINESS.
Be yourself, and be good. Save others, and save yourself. MAKE OTHERS HAPPY, AND BE HAPPY!!!
Man: Hey, are you okay?
Woman: No, I've been having some trouble in life.
Man: I can help you.
Woman: Really? You would do that?
Man: Yes. Anything to help you feel HAPPINESS like me.
Woman: No, I've been having some trouble in life.
Man: I can help you.
Woman: Really? You would do that?
Man: Yes. Anything to help you feel HAPPINESS like me.
by RandomMoron March 13, 2020