technopheliac

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A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.

"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."

technopheliac by Jacob McClenahan September 25, 2005

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technophiliac

someone who "loves" his/her computer.
a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia.

tom: man i really love my computer.
dave: you dirty technophile
tom: i have a problem :(

technophiliac by tOnk3r November 1, 2004

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technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

technophiliasticity by En Al Vee March 5, 2021

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Technophenia

Technophenia is a condition in which a techno geek exhibits rapid changing technology fan boy enthusiasm for the latest technology fad before moving on and bashing that same technology.

Often found to be an early adopter of social media sites and as quickly deleting their account only to return again when new functionality is introduced.

The term is a tribute The Who's classic rock album Quadrophenia and the protagonist Jimmy's four personalities.

Robert deleted his Facebook account again, he has technophenia.

Technophenia by RBsWords August 23, 2012

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technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

technophiliac by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

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technophelia

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it

Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.

technophelia by big ol' mr. kinish April 4, 2009

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Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

Hemorrhagic Technophilia by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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