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technopheliac

A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.
"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."
by Jacob McClenahan September 25, 2005
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technophiliac

someone who "loves" his/her computer.
a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia.
tom: man i really love my computer.
dave: you dirty technophile
tom: i have a problem :(
by tOnk3r November 1, 2004
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technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.
My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.
by En Al Vee March 5, 2021
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Technophenia

Technophenia is a condition in which a techno geek exhibits rapid changing technology fan boy enthusiasm for the latest technology fad before moving on and bashing that same technology.

Often found to be an early adopter of social media sites and as quickly deleting their account only to return again when new functionality is introduced.

The term is a tribute The Who's classic rock album Quadrophenia and the protagonist Jimmy's four personalities.
Robert deleted his Facebook account again, he has technophenia.
by RBsWords August 23, 2012
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technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines
alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac
by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010
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technophelia

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it
Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.
by big ol' mr. kinish April 4, 2009
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Hemorrhagic Technophilia

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.
by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010
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