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Techneck 

A redneck who has mad computer skills. Country geek.
That techneck hacked into Farmville.
Techneck by walkpast June 24, 2011

Techneck 

The fanbase of Virginia Tech (aka V.P.I.). Most of whom suffer from a disproportional self-image disorder manifesting itself with a puffery of their status in the world of college athletics and the academic standing of their university in general. The university is located in the southwestern rural reaches of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
Man, the Hoos laid a beatdown on their Techneck cousins to the south last Saturday.
Techneck by TDIV September 1, 2008
A person who is the opposite of a Technogeek. One who has no understanding of how (or why) they should learn to use (or abuse) products (hardware or software)of the 21st Century.
Technoeek don't know how to use Mp3 or cel phone,the internet, etc. And won't learn.
Technoeek by BlueH2oDiver February 19, 2009

Technecking

The act of playing with a tech deck while getting your dick sucked.
Bro i was technecking with Michelle last night i've never cum so hard before

Techneered

Like engineering, techneered is referring to working with programs and technology in order to create a device or AI form.
Wall-e was engineered, yet Eva was techneered
Techneered by Eva1111 September 3, 2022

Technieking 

Jerking off during technology class at your male teacher.
I was just technieking during technology class today!
Technieking by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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