Patented 

If you copy it I'll fucking kill you.

Person 1: This is my invention, its patented
Person 2: I'll just copy that...
Person 1: FIE UPON YOU!
(murders Person 2)

Patented by SpeckledJim November 17, 2010

Patented Julie Pull Through 

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.

(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

Patented Julie Pull Through by guysm1ley February 25, 2021

Patented Dick Burger 

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.

"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

Patented Dick Burger by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019

Patented Skinner recipe 

Going to the nearest fast food restaurant, purchasing something and then disguising it as your own cooking. Delightfully devilish, Seymour!

I cooked some burgers myself! Patented Skinner recipe!

Patented Skinner recipe by xx_SteamedHams_xx September 30, 2018

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything 

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything by rashakash June 26, 2008

The Carey Patented reverse hammerfuck 

When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories

We did the Carey patented reverse hammerfuck lastnight

The Carey Patented reverse hammerfuck by S. Walrus November 12, 2022

Chud parented 

Used when your stupid chud parents force you to get off of the computer while you're playing with bro for a dumb reason.

Sorry bro i gtg, just got chud parented.

Chud parented by Detective Funnybone May 30, 2025