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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The word neek could be used for a geek/nerd, but it is more generally used for people who are not street wise and don’t know how to react to situations such as being threatened or bullied. It could also be used for people who try to be funny but arent, and they will usually receive a response such as “killed it”. Or for someone that is deperately trying to be someones friend, also known as "begfriend" in the streets.

If you are smart, and love computers it doesn’t mean that you are a neek if you have grown up in the streets and know how to act in threatening situation and you know what to say and know how to defend yourself.

You can also be good at school, get really good grades and still not be a neek. It’s all about being street-wise and standing up for yourself.

That being said, its not bad to be a neek, it just means you dont understand the street culture.
Mugger: "give my your phone"
Neek: "please dont hurt me, i only just got this phone please let me keep it"
by alx36 December 14, 2007
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cross between nerd and a geek. Period.

Those people who've written about chavs calling 'people who will grow up to be successful later in life' neeks is total rubbish.

You can be a person who listen to hip-hop and garage and still be called a neek.

by restrict November 11, 2005
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A cross between a Nerd and a Geek.
Josh Farley From C.B.S.C Is A Neek.
by Mr Jibbos November 23, 2006
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A word used predominantly by Chavs to describe anyone with an ounce of brain or generally anyone who doesn’t listen to shitty monotonous R&B, wear a huge hoody and txt the guy standing nearest to him with his stolen Nokia phone.

Generally a neek is someone who has had some academic success, told a joke that needs a certain amount of intellect to understand or expressed a dislike to Rap / R&B / Garage.

A neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don’t mean shit to anybody in the real world.
Chav: Your such a neek
Neek: *I’m going to move away now, the smell of cigarettes and saliva is repulsing me*
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