Technecking

The act of playing with a tech deck while getting your dick sucked.

Bro i was technecking with Michelle last night i've never cum so hard before

by smelly the tetrapod April 9, 2021

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Techdecking

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.

Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.

by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 13, 2022

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technoking

When a person giving a blow job wants to make a person with a penis feel better about having a tiny penis so they pretends that they are choking on it when, technically, they are not.

My date pulled up in a Tesla so I'm pretty sure if I blow him tonight, I'll have to be technoking.

by DrewDouglas March 15, 2021

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