techdeck

Noun; A device commonly used to pick up women.

Do ever since I bought that techdeck the ladies are all over me.

by ........123 January 29, 2008

Tech Deck

a company that makes tiny skateboards for your fingers. kids use them to then fingerboard, which is like skating, except using your fingers instead of your feet!

Hey man i just landed a double kickflip fakie on my new tech deck!

by m. sherm January 20, 2009

Techneck

A redneck who has mad computer skills. Country geek.

That techneck hacked into Farmville.

by walkpast June 24, 2011

National Tech Deck Day

The day to tech deck with your fingerboard November 25th make sure to get your tricks in.

Its national tech deck day

by National tech deck day November 24, 2019

Techdick

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.

"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.

by D & C February 25, 2008

Techdecking

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.

Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.

by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 13, 2022

Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.

Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties

by JohnBobSexiPants October 8, 2008