techcrack
When you walk up to the community computer and you notice the techies G string sticking out. Men shouldnt wear G strings.
techcrack by techologist...psy September 14, 2016
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techcheck
when you check all your emails, facebook, twitter, texts etc first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
g'day love.. i'll make you a cuppa after my techcheck.
yea you start without me i'm just doing a techcheck.
during a movie dvd you get the thought of techcheck ! then you grab your laptop and make a start..whilst watching the movie.
yea you start without me i'm just doing a techcheck.
during a movie dvd you get the thought of techcheck ! then you grab your laptop and make a start..whilst watching the movie.
techcheck by tiger roberts June 23, 2009
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techack
1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.
2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.
technocrack
A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).
ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.
NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.
NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.
technocrack by SW74 January 18, 2008
techjacked
When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.
Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.
Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.
Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.
Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.
Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.
techjacked by groovypucks February 7, 2019
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