techcheck

when you check all your emails, facebook, twitter, texts etc first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

g'day love.. i'll make you a cuppa after my techcheck.

yea you start without me i'm just doing a techcheck.

during a movie dvd you get the thought of techcheck ! then you grab your laptop and make a start..whilst watching the movie.

by tiger roberts June 23, 2009

Techneck

A redneck who has mad computer skills. Country geek.

That techneck hacked into Farmville.

by walkpast June 24, 2011

techdeck

Noun; A device commonly used to pick up women.

Do ever since I bought that techdeck the ladies are all over me.

by ........123 January 29, 2008

Techdecking

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.

Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.

by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 13, 2022

tehchickgamer

The one and only Abigail Vernon, a beautiful, intelligent gamer. Occasionally a /b/tard, yet still humorous and entertaining.

"Ohh, look at that tehchickgamer. Girl has mad cal skills!"

by rawrrrimaeatchoo February 21, 2009

Techneck

The fanbase of Virginia Tech (aka V.P.I.). Most of whom suffer from a disproportional self-image disorder manifesting itself with a puffery of their status in the world of college athletics and the academic standing of their university in general. The university is located in the southwestern rural reaches of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Man, the Hoos laid a beatdown on their Techneck cousins to the south last Saturday.

by TDIV September 1, 2008

techcrack

When you walk up to the community computer and you notice the techies G string sticking out. Men shouldnt wear G strings.

Wow thats a bright pink thong.. Yes i believe he is showing his techcrack... hes a G string man.

by techologist...psy September 14, 2016