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cool

"I've got a fever...and the only prescription for that fever...is more cowbell!"
by clint May 18, 2004
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citricum

from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos

1. noun; citricum

a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum

2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums

a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.

2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
by clint August 26, 2004
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popkin

by clint October 7, 2004
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dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004
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californicate

1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.

2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
1. Don't californicate Utah!

2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.

3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
by Clint April 12, 2004
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rambunctious jizz

noun; rambunctious jizz

1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.
by clint August 30, 2004
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Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.
The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?
by Clint March 23, 2004
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