techack

1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.

2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.
by Clint July 26, 2004
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Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"
Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."
by Clint November 05, 2004
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choony

show us your choony!
by Clint July 27, 2004
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fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise
Americans: you hosers just lost all your money

Canadians: FUCKENEH!!
by Clint May 13, 2005
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Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.
The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?
by Clint March 23, 2004
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Tivo

1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.

2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.

3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.

Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!

Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
by Clint March 25, 2004
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van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
by clint February 23, 2005
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