techjack
techjack by techbrathater May 24, 2024
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techack
1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.
2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
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techjacked
When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.
Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.
Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.
Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.
Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.
Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.
techjacked by groovypucks February 7, 2019
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