techack

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1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.

2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.

Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.

techack by Clint July 26, 2004

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Telhack

Telhack was a group of young computer enthusiasts or hackers from Sweden, active in the early 2000's. They released a number of novice tutorials on various hacking- and phreaking related subjects as well as a few security advisories, exploits, trojan horses/RATs and more. Today, Telhack is merely an IRC chatroom located on EFnet.

A few releases: Backdoor.Hatckel, d0ped Trojan, Shambala Server 4.5 (Security Advisory and PoC Exploit), Blackmoon FTP Server 2.6 (Security Advisory), PVote 1.5 (Security Advisory), IcrediBB 1.1 (Security Advisory), Flooder.Win32.TelHack, Bindcheck (BIND-scanner for *nix/*BSD), Cloning with Sim-Pic v 2.4 (Tutorial), Breaking in to Mobiflex (Tutorial), General SS7 Security (Tutorial), Exploiting PHP (Tutorial), UAV_MOPS/Military Radio Warfare (Tutorial).

Telhack by TrackBaq July 31, 2009

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techack • techjack • techjacked • Telhack • Tschack • Tech-ache • tech-jacking

techjacked

When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.

Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.

Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.

Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.

techjacked by groovypucks February 7, 2019

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Tschack

That one friend that is always in the keta hole. Like always.

This guy is soo Tschack

Tschack by ceekchr November 22, 2021

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techjack

tech brat

hey techjack
share bear: tech brat!

techjack by techbrathater May 24, 2024

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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