technocrack 

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).

ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.

technocrack by SW74 January 18, 2008

technocrasshole 

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.

Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.

technocrasshole by zirconbh May 20, 2010

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

Technocracy 

Technocracy, the politico-economic movement, advocates the optimization of the welfare of human beings, by means of scientific analyses and engineered action. It does not limit itself to established economic, political and administrative forms, but considers those as human artifacts subject to optimization. As a result, the group's reforms seem quite radical to many people.

Technocracy advocates an economic system in which production is run at full capacity at all times, and purchasing power equal to the productive capacity is evenly distributed to all. The organization claims that this will guarantee both well-being and security for all.

A government or social system controlled by technicians, especially scientists and technical experts.

No country has ever been a true Technocracy, this is a hypothetical type of government.

Technocracy by The Sneak September 15, 2004

Technocracy 

A form of government where those who are skilled rule.

“Those who are skilled” is often taken to mean scientist and engineers; however, that is not necessarily the case. A technocracy is a hypothetical system of governance where those who are skilled in a particular area make the decisions for that area, so a person who is skilled in the area of health would manage the heath system and someone skilled in defence would make the decisions for the defence of a state rather than having elected representatives make the decisions.

Technocracy can also be seen as a plan for society where the technical aspects of society are run by those who are skilled in those areas. The plan would see the replacement of capitalism, money and the free market with a more rational means of allocating and managing the resources of society to maintain a high standard of living for the longest time possible.

There are no examples of a technocracy.

Technocracy by isenhand June 15, 2006

Technocracy 

The ideal government where the best in all areas rule, instead of one man that doesn't know shit and will most likely make it worse for the country, which obviously isn't so good.

Omg, technocracy is teh pwnz0r.

Technocracy by Aggression May 16, 2009

technocrat 

A person that believes in the principles of Technocracy.

Howard is a technocrat.

technocrat by TrueTechnocrat December 12, 2003