tebtn 

just some random shit i say

by me

the great mari-ann

me-tebtn

my friends: what

tebtn by friendly_neighborhood_idiot October 31, 2020

textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

Teboner 

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

Teboner by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

textnore 

to ignore via text message; shut down, reject

I tried hitting up Natalie, but she totally textnored me.

textnore by Brent L September 5, 2007

Tebyna 

Tebyna is something that stays forever and will never go away.

That song slaps man! It never gets old it's tebyna!
Yeah bro I have it on repeat!

Tebyna by Slangtalk June 16, 2019

textnoring 

The act of ignoring the person you are talking with live in person because you are too distracted reading and writing texts.
A combination of Ignoring and Texting.

stop textnoring me or I'll put my clothes back on.

textnoring by mcxxii July 15, 2010

Teboning

The act of Tebowing while boning.

Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.

Teboning by Aloha Buddha February 11, 2012