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textnoring 

The act of ignoring the person you are talking with live in person because you are too distracted reading and writing texts.
A combination of Ignoring and Texting.
stop textnoring me or I'll put my clothes back on.
textnoring by mcxxii July 15, 2010
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textnoring 

When someone you text is receiving your messages but chooses to not acknowledge the fact that they have been read and does not answer back.
If my ex keeps textnoring him I am going to blast him on my facebook status for everyone to read!
textnoring by Mr Ots 123 October 28, 2008
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Textering 

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.
I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!
Textering by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010

Texturing 

(tekst'cher-ing)
1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.

v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.

v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures
Why do you insist on texturing me about peer pressure everytime I go to a party!?

If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?
Texturing by TYLERMAN22 November 12, 2010

Technoring 

Utilizing technology to ignore others, especially in a social setting.
Put your phone down and quit technoring me!
Technoring by Lanebigbossdaddy August 11, 2017

Texturing 

Giving colour and texture to a 3d object.
I am texturing a house.
Texturing by UniSolJeroen January 16, 2011
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