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textnoring 

The act of ignoring the person you are talking with live in person because you are too distracted reading and writing texts.
A combination of Ignoring and Texting.
stop textnoring me or I'll put my clothes back on.
textnoring by mcxxii July 15, 2010

Textonoreplibia 

a fear of not receiving replies from the other person/no reply anxiety
he is suffering from textonoreplibia ☹️.

textnoring 

When someone you text is receiving your messages but chooses to not acknowledge the fact that they have been read and does not answer back.
If my ex keeps textnoring him I am going to blast him on my facebook status for everyone to read!
textnoring by Mr Ots 123 October 28, 2008

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.
"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."
textorexic by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

TextGoRed 

The godliest pker of Battle.net Feared for his very own version of TPPK. His pk name AoP-TextGoRed also has a secret loot power if people use TPPK.
OMG TEXtGoReD OWNED me!! DAMN VEXAR!
TextGoRed by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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