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Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant
Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tearsturbating by curt84 August 15, 2011

Tearstosterone 

Manly tears of an overly masculine character that cries in an epic moment of sorrow and passion.
In the OVA of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Polnareff used tearstosterone to express his feelings of revenge when encountering the man who killed his sister.
Tearstosterone by Mike & Adam November 25, 2009

Tartorexic 

A very skinny Skank who usually wears hotpants too small and is covered in fake tan and cheap jewellery. She usually has an obnoxious and loud manner.
Tart-anorexic word hybrid.
Is that dirty Tartorexic giving you cheek??! (Incorporates the use of Hiberno-English grammer)
Tartorexic by Gazershoe August 26, 2013

tearsforfearsluver 

a person on tiktok who loves the song everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears. she also loves brooke shields.
y/n: who tf is tearsforfearsluver
me: tearsforfearsluver is an amazing person who loves tears for fears 🤣🙏🏼

tearstrings

Something you say to a person called Miriam instead of heartstrings.
Will these fat people tug on your tearstrings?
tearstrings by ilikenewwords March 18, 2011

tearsrem 

the bigggest flop on stan twitter
“tearsrem is such a fad”
tearsrem by imamfcitygirl November 14, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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