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Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant
Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tearsturbating by curt84 August 15, 2011

Tearstosterone 

Manly tears of an overly masculine character that cries in an epic moment of sorrow and passion.
In the OVA of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Polnareff used tearstosterone to express his feelings of revenge when encountering the man who killed his sister.
Tearstosterone by Mike & Adam November 25, 2009

Tartorexic 

A very skinny Skank who usually wears hotpants too small and is covered in fake tan and cheap jewellery. She usually has an obnoxious and loud manner.
Tart-anorexic word hybrid.
Is that dirty Tartorexic giving you cheek??! (Incorporates the use of Hiberno-English grammer)
Tartorexic by Gazershoe August 26, 2013

tearsforfearsluver 

a person on tiktok who loves the song everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears. she also loves brooke shields.
y/n: who tf is tearsforfearsluver
me: tearsforfearsluver is an amazing person who loves tears for fears 🤣🙏🏼

tearstrings

Something you say to a person called Miriam instead of heartstrings.
Will these fat people tug on your tearstrings?
tearstrings by ilikenewwords March 18, 2011

tearsrem 

the bigggest flop on stan twitter
“tearsrem is such a fad
tearsrem by imamfcitygirl November 14, 2020