Tealc 

Tealc is the best mobile gamer there is, he is the best singer because he sings with albino white teacher, Tealc can be a baby some times calling you daddy, his mom loves cooking him pizza and telling him to have a shower at about 6:00PM. Tealc is a kind boy-0 greeting you with a hug.

TEALC give me back my hat

Tealc by Boy-0 November 13, 2018

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.

Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

annoying bitch teacher by Vinderhar April 5, 2017

Teaction 

The ideological lurch by the GOP to the radical right by practically any political circumstance that might piss off an elderly white dude.

Health care reform passage caused a vehement teaction in the GOP even though the final law closely resembled proposals of the GOP in the era of Hilarycare.

Teaction by ArrghPaine April 1, 2010

Talcum X 

Nickname given to NY Daily News writer and social justice activist Shaun King, primarily due to the fact that he will go at great lengths to prove that he is not completely white. When asked about his parents listed on his birth certificate (who are both biologically white, as well as his brother Jason King), he basically had the audacity to say that he was the byproduct of an affair his mother had and that the father listed on the birth certificate is not his biological father. He practically called his own mother a whore simply to defend his biracial status, and it seems unlikely that he will be taking a DNA test anytime soon to settle this charade, thus the Internet has granted him this fitting alias.

Dare to question the ill-ridden Twitter rants of Talcum X and you shall expect to be blocked.

Talcum X by Martin Luther Cream May 20, 2017

Telac

Thai Rent-a-wife

Harry's telac kicked him out once the rent was paid, then came knocking on the first of the next month.

Telac by CableHills September 29, 2008