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teapartarian 

Someone who is in the teaparty, and wants teabaggers to roam free in america.
Look at those teapartarians protesting for health care reform when it helps us all.
teapartarian by Kenny P1990 June 3, 2010

Teapartier

Person who takes part in the sexual act of teabagging in a group of 3 or more.
Jimmy needs money to finish his MBA so he took a job at the local bondage club as a teapartier, he figures it will help make political connections, as well.
Teapartier by Knot O'Really May 4, 2010
A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.
'Did you see that tight sweater Ms. Lee-Harvey was poured into today? What a Teatart!'
Teatart by Cornelius Gotchberg August 30, 2015

Teaparty 

A group of concerned citizens who (through ignorance and blind patriotism) publicly act out in support of policies and legislation that is against their own best interests.
The Teaparty is showing up to demonstrate against the health care bill this afternoon.
Teaparty by Dr. Turtle February 4, 2010

boner teaparty 

A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?

Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.

Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.

Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.

Man 2: Affirmative.

Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.

Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.

Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
A school administrated by a group of jerks. Who screw over the student body for there own personal gains. Then declare bankruptcy and sell of the school to another bunch of wankers.
Go to Teccart and be ignored by the administration
teccart by François Cardinal March 22, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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