Teatart

A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.

'Did you see that tight sweater Ms. Lee-Harvey was poured into today? What a Teatart!'

by Cornelius Gotchberg August 30, 2015

teapartarian

Someone who is in the teaparty, and wants teabaggers to roam free in america.

Look at those teapartarians protesting for health care reform when it helps us all.

by Kenny P1990 June 3, 2010

teatarded

an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.

Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.

by whispurr February 11, 2010

Teapartier

Person who takes part in the sexual act of teabagging in a group of 3 or more.

Jimmy needs money to finish his MBA so he took a job at the local bondage club as a teapartier, he figures it will help make political connections, as well.

by Knot O'Really May 4, 2010

Teaparty

A group of concerned citizens who (through ignorance and blind patriotism) publicly act out in support of policies and legislation that is against their own best interests.

The Teaparty is showing up to demonstrate against the health care bill this afternoon.

by Dr. Turtle February 4, 2010

boner teaparty

A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.

Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?

Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.

Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.

Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.

Man 2: Affirmative.

Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.

Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.

Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.

by Wilhelm Schmetzger Cornelious Duckworth O'Halloran October 20, 2006

teatard

someone who thinks a tiny tax increase is tyranny. Also, one who thinks the best way to protest what they see as wasteful spending is to waste their money by buying teabags and sending them to someone who will never see them, nor will they ever be opened by anyone.

My teacher is a teatard, he tried to get us to "teabag the white house" the whole class burst into laughter much to his confusion.

by Rocky775 June 29, 2009