Teatart
A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.
Teatart by Cornelius Gotchberg August 30, 2015
teapartarian
teapartarian by Kenny P1990 June 3, 2010
Related Words
Teatart • teatard • Teapartier • tatarted • teacart • teapartarian • teapartyofonee • TeAtarangi • teatarded • teetart
teatarded
an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.
Teapartier
Jimmy needs money to finish his MBA so he took a job at the local bondage club as a teapartier, he figures it will help make political connections, as well.
Teapartier by Knot O'Really May 4, 2010
Teaparty
A group of concerned citizens who (through ignorance and blind patriotism) publicly act out in support of policies and legislation that is against their own best interests.
Teaparty by Dr. Turtle February 4, 2010
boner teaparty
A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
boner teaparty by Wilhelm Schmetzger Cornelious Duckworth O'Halloran October 20, 2006
teatard
someone who thinks a tiny tax increase is tyranny. Also, one who thinks the best way to protest what they see as wasteful spending is to waste their money by buying teabags and sending them to someone who will never see them, nor will they ever be opened by anyone.
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.