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Teaparty 

A huge conspiracy to take over The government, bring jobs back to the USA, set term limits, bring fuel prices down, make the NSA stop spying on everybody, give vets back there retirement, legalize pot, kill the two party system, make the I.R.S unable to be used as a political weapon, allow women to defend themselves, and quite taking your money. Then leave you the fuck alone.

Btdubs they Also the have a badass flag with a rattle snake on it. (Search "gadsden flag")
Typical "Donkey"/"Elephant"/"Rhino" politician: That damn teaparty! They don't believe that I should be allowed to stay in office for ever and continue to steal the American peoples money, and they have the nerve to think I shouldn't lie to them!!! Those dirty bastards, i better tell people there racist, even though they love Allen west and he's black but oh well fuck.
Teaparty by Badger,Badger,Badger December 25, 2013

teaparty 

When a videogame server has only griefers left alive in the game, and don't shoot each other so the round goes on forever.
ph0ne and his team of griefiers held a teaparty after everyone else in the game had died.
teaparty by SNAFU101 April 11, 2011

boner teaparty 

A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?

Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.

Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.

Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.

Man 2: Affirmative.

Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.

Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.

Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.

German Teaparty 

A large group sexual activity, in which one unlucky female is the victim of vigorous, rough, sweaty double penetration; which usually ends in a facial.
John: Yo man you see that German Teaparty video?
Frank: Yeah bro, that was awesome! she took all 4 loads in the mouth!
German Teaparty by JoePescimofo August 13, 2009

Hostile teaparty 

"Mr hostile" / "hostile" is a 19 years old boy that grooms little girls on discord and telegram, he finds them on roblox games or in discord servers, then make group chats with Rivenrayne/XIL764 , andrew and more groomers.
Dad who is Mr hostile teaparty
A groomer and loser
Hostile teaparty by lovergirl913 October 4, 2025

The Great British Teaparty 

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.
Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.
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