tea af 

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

tea af by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018

intimate afternoon tea 

A gathering between companions in an intimate, classy, and tea-like setting.

R: Hey! Want to go for some intimate afternoon tea?
M: Yes, most definitely.

intimate afternoon tea by TIALNTISAC November 19, 2018

Afternoon Tea 

A South Australian tradition. smoking weed between the hours of 1-4 (am or pm) and listening to afternoon tea by the kinks

"its afternoon tea time! lets rukkas the bong"

Afternoon Tea by dolar May 31, 2009

afternoon tea 

Australian term for a mid-to-late snack in the afternoon. Typically eaten when one comes home from school, or during a work meal break. Does not actually mean the drink tea is consumed - generally sweet, lighter foods such as cakes, scrolls, or biscuits.

I can't wait to have afternoon tea, I'm starving.

afternoon tea by DoubleC November 9, 2008

African tea party 

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .

Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .

African tea party by Lord cock big June 14, 2018

After Tea Merchant 

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

After Tea Merchant by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

afghan tea-bag 

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

afghan tea-bag by Jim July 19, 2004